Yo
Richard the MC on the beat
But I'm kilin the track too!
Haha! [Yeah!]

Spittin all day, that's my master plan
Up in the club cause I am the man
You can't turn me down
Rippin the beat, flip it like a frown
Don't get it wrong I'm spittin on the song
Can't hear a gong but I see another thong

Gettin on the beat and I'm flowin so sick
Up in the club, spittin a hit
Richard the MC, that's the name I am
Sippin patron, gettin fuck up, man
Got a chick in front, got a chick in back
Don't know shit, who is Jack?
I look down at the shirt I wear
I'm so confused, all I do is stare
I'm drunk as fuck, so I don't care
Ha ha ha, I'm in the club
You over there, you got some bud?
Gimme a hit, go take a shit
Just don't play with it
Cause you know that's what I do
When I'm in the club with you
I'm gettin so fucked up, dude
What else is there for us to do?

Up in the club just sippin some brew
Bitches all over, what do I do?
I don't care, champagne in the air
Bubbles, sizzles, all that shit
Here's a bong, take a hit
If you ain't ready, you better walk steady
Alcoholics Anonymous ain't got shit on us
We drink all day, smoke on the bus
Gettin fucked up in every town
We're like Jersey Shore, gettin around
Me and my crew, gettin down
Gettin fucked up to the beat of the sound
Ha ha ha, you know us
Even fucked up, we won't put up a fuss
So come on dog, beer is a must
Get on down before I lose trust


Just dipped out the club
Got too fucked up
Vomit, spills, everywhere
Bring another beer, I'll take a dare
On second thought, I take that back
Smoking, drinking, that shit is wack
Ha ha ha you know that's true
What else must I do?
I'm fuckin up my life
What will I do without a wife?
Hell yeah, I'm not doin that
I'm a sick MC, I refuse to be wack
That's why I say this shit on a track
Why you fuckin up your life?
This shit's like suicide minus a knife
Why you wanna kill yourself for?
Don't degrade yourself like a silly white trash whore
Yeah

Why not listen to me the first time?
Why waste my energy while I grind?
I'm busy, I'm rollin, and I'm controllin
The things around me
Why can't you just see
It's easier bein drug free
Stay away from all the substances, stay away from the weed
It's a lot easier bein freed
Just don't drink, just don't smoke
It prevents you from bein broke
Ha ha ha, you know it's true
Why else would I say this, dude?
Take my word, take my advice
It's not worth puttin up the fight
So you can lose with all your might?
I'm done with this track so I say good night